Hotlink Heaven » 2005

Bad tipping celebrity horror story of the day: January 1

John Kerry $1438.25 / $22.00 / 1% “This cheap motehr fucker only left $22 on a $1438 tab. I am voting for Bush. Kerry the asshole” Celebrity Bathwater™ — We’d write about you, too, if you were famous!

They grow up so fast?

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Ahh… Reminisce with me just for a second, back to those good old days when Lindsay Lohan was a hot red head, didn’t have Paris Hilton’s phone number, and still hadn’t realized cocaine was a helluva drug.

Fishy - Flash Game

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Fishy - Flash Game

Eat smaller fish. Don’t get eaten by bigger fish. Remember there’s always a bigger fish.

Flash Movie: We Are Robots - Geekbot

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Flash: We Are Robots - Geekbot

Introducing the geekiest robot you’ve ever seen!

Flash Movie: Final Fantasy Day Care 3

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Flash: Final Fantasy Day Care 3

The Final Fantasy fans are in love with this series!

December, 31: Pun of the Day

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An archaeologist’s career ended in ruins.

74% The Matador

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In writer/director Richard Shepard's dark comedy THE MATADOR, Julian Noble (Pierce Brosnan) is a hit man who's very good at what he does, but is losing his taste for the business.

Star Wars: The Phantom Menace - Old School Movie Review

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Star Wars: The Phantom Menace Movie Review Does it really matter what a critic is going to say about Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace? It’s been 16 years since the release of Return of the Jedi and that is 16 years of impatiently waiting fans, just hoping for the first three episodes [...]

South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut - Old School Movie Review

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South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut Movie Review For anyone who has had the pleasure (or displeasure, depending on your relative conservativeness) of watching Comedy Central’s half-hour long TV show “South Park,” you might understand why the idea of a big screen film adaption of the show seemed to be a good idea. Just imagining [...]

Top?s of 2005: Bombadil?s Top 15 Film Picks

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Oh how I had plans for this list, I was going to make it nice and pretty and everything, but once again time got in the way. As in I didn't start it early enough. With a house hold of sick women and a busted up eye which put me down for a goodly time, I am just getting to it now. With the help of a family member working at the local AMC I saw more movies this year than I have in some time, so I actually feel good about doing a list. This year a surprising amount