Just Jared has more Christina Aguilera wedding photos than you can shake a stick at. Of course, I’m not sure why you would shake a stick at them… but hey, you can give it a shot. I won’t judge.
I like the new pretty, classy Christina. If she would have tied the knot during her dirrrty days she probably would have jumped into the cake naked and rubbed icing all over her body. On second thought…
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
Ohhh, so there IS a downside to marrying a woman 1/2 your age.
Check out this craigslist post from a guy who supposedly had to listen to the Piano Man’s 26-year-old wife babble on and on and on during a recent appearance.
I can picture this guy sitting there, fuming, and silently wishing that only the good die younger.
In 1985 memo, Supreme Court nominee advocated Roe overturn
Good thing Caca is there to drive Jessica around and comfort her in this time of need. Let’s go shopping for $7,000 sheets!
Jen’s belly has dropped and according to this ob/gyn, she is going to have her chica within the next few weeks. Personally I think Jennifer looks fantastic for being nine months pregnant. The key to a healthy pregnancy? Lots of coffee and second hand smoke! Starbucks: it does a body good!
I just can’t figure this out. I can understand when guys say that Angie, Jennifer Garner or Jessica Alba is hot, but Misha, Misha Barton? C’mon.
I’ll try to go to the bottom of this.
Lately she is looking skinnier than ever, not sexy!
Misha has strange taste when it comes to man.
her hair looks like […]
We are highly expecting to see Jennifer giving birth. It’s been on celebrity gossip pages way to long and I can’t wait to get over with it.
Being pregnant it’s not as heavy for Jennifer, as we see her out almost everyday. Just recently she took her 92 year old grandmother out for a lunch. […]
So many people wanted me to write something about Sienna’s new haircut. People what’s all that fuzz about? Because I really care about all of you, here it is…
Sienna’s hairWhether it be brunette and sleek or blonde and tousled, Sienna’s hair always looks gorgeous and compliments her style perfectly!Sienna cut her hair short for her […]
Global Warming Comedy Special featuring Will Ferrell as George W Bush, Blue Man Group and Bill Maher.
During a CNN broadcast about hurricane Katrina, with a slip of the tongue, Wolf Blitzer juxtaposes being black with being poor.
Hello! I'm Seth Abramovitch. You might remember me from television's Long Road to Angel Creek, where I played Joe McGinty, that twinkley-eyed stumblebum who imparted wisdom and spiritual uplift wherever he went. Angel Creek sat high atop the ratings heap for a good while. Of course, back then, there were only three networks, and a "Lifetime" was something you tried to fill with friends and good deeds, not a female-skewed specialty channel!
Eventually, we fell out of favor with audiences, whose tastes would run towards shows featuring sibling rivalries and crime solving of the Simon & Simon variety, and Seth here was left to his own devices, showless.
I pulled away from Hollywood's intoxicating clutches, and decided the path to happiness would be the same path Joe McGinty took. I was wrong in thinking this. Joe McGinty, it turns out, was a conceit, the product of a roomful of Hollywood TV writers who cynically knew that Joe's adventures, wrapped up tidily week after week in their happy ending bows, would act as catnip to the millions of you out there looking for a deeper message of hope, preferably from the comfort of your couches.
Sadly, by the time I came to this realization, I had been robbed of all my money and clothing by a wilding band of crack cocaine addicts, and dumped, bruised and naked, by a semi-sympathetic Sudanese cab driver at the door of a Detroit flophouse.
While I would definitely call that my lowest moment, I have been informed that there have been arguably lower for which I was not conscious. No matter. I was determined to scale back to my previous heights, and, fifteen years and countless nights working the hard LA streets with mi familia adoptiva, the Shakey's Tranny Bunch, later, I realized that what the world was missing was another hilarious blog about celebrities!
Which brings us to Feh. Feh was many things to many people, but for me, it always had one function, and that was to send heavily encoded messages to the race of nanoaliens living inside my teeth. But as I fed the Molarians their steady stream of covert intelligence, an interesting thing happened. I was offered a job! At Defamer! Nice knowin' ya, Tranny Bunch! Let me know when the titjob carwash fundraiser is!
Admittedly, when I realized I still had Feh, I panicked and decided the best course of action was to feed my blog baby a healthy dose of under-the-sink cocktail, hoping it would just, I don't know, disappear. Mommy doesn't live here anymore! Hit the road, ya lil' Food Stamp black hole!
No go. The stubborn brat just keeps on going, racking up page hits, and emails demanding, at the very least, an explanation of what the hell happened to me.
Which brings us to this post. What have you learned? I'm a baby poisoning sellout with teensy aliens in my teeth.
And what have I learned?
Make no mistake. You can't kill Feh.
PS Bonus points to anyone who figured out I'm drunk and high right now!
The Christmas lights of a house flashes in synchronization to “Wizards of Winter” by Trans-Siberian Orchestra.
Just another day gettin groovy on Soul Train back in the 70s.
Fresh from rocking the States, Hassidic reggae performer Matisyahu has dropped into Europe with a series of gigs. London got a taste of what Americans have been enjoying for the last couple of years – reggae with a Jewish flavour.
Matisyahu is no novelty Jew looking to make a fast buck. He seems to be really in it for the long term. With one studio album, Shake Off The Dust, and a live album, Live At Stubbs, under his belt, the twentysomething from Pennsylvania has come a long way from his secular upbringing.
Sting 2005 should be commended for the intention to promote peace, love and unity in response to our gun culture and high murder rate. This is a good move to disassociate entertainment from violence and immorality.
There is also an urgent need for those promoters to add responsible sexual lyrics and to encourage honesty. In the USA, rap mogul, Irving Lorenzo, who named his record label Murder Inc has been accused of laundering money.
Diana Ross in all her splendor.
Only in this crazy celebrity world can Diana Ross and Brad Pitt be related. Well, not exactly but if Angie were to marry Brad, and Jon Voight were to marry Diana Ross, it would be a big family smorgasboard of acting and singing talent with a bit of bloodsucking and tattoo artistry!
Diana and Jon have been out together several times and you are welcome to consider them an official couple. If they do get married, I hope Diana invites Michael Jackson to be a bridesmaid! Just keep Maddox far away from Uncle Mikey and his Jesus Juice.
Old doctors never die they just lose their patience.
New Hampshire burglar in tight spot after escape bid fails
Wrestling’s “Nature Boy” booked for Charlotte road rage incident
Liz Hurley’s lover’s divorce from his first wife has finally come through - leaving him free to marry Liz. Indian businessman Arun Nayer was thrilled when he was granted a divorce through the English courts ten days ago and the pair has now flown to his native country to start planning the wedding.
Arun, Liz’s millionaire […]
I guess we all figure that this wasn’t going to last. Actually, I made a bet that this entire engagement thing was just for publicity purpose and that it wouldn’t last. Looks like I won.
Kimberly has ended her engagement to reality show star Talan Torriero after only 11 days.
She has only been dating Torriero for a […]
True or False: You can spell Sunken Tits out of the letters in K i r s t e n D u n s t’s name.
True or False: Actres Ellen Pompeo is on the coffee- and- colonic diet.
Very popular with the starlets in Hollywood.
Completely unrelated to anything:
Rent- see it and I dare you to get the song, Seasons of Love out of your head.
True or False: Nick Lachey stated that its tough to have a marriage when there is one bitch too many in the house and he wasn’t talking about dog Daisy. A marriage made for three? Who’s the third wheel, Jessica’s father or the ever present “best friend” Cacee Cobb? He also went on to say that their sex life died a quick death after the first year of marriage. And its no shock that Joe Simpson is the puppet master behind Jessica and Ashlee’s career and orchestrated the timing of the divorce announcement.
Naturally we can expect Jessica to spill her guts on the cover of OK! magazine (for an undisclosed sum of course!). “BEHIND THE BREAKUP: Jessica tells all!” Unless she’s going to talk about Johnny Knoxville’s sexual technique, I’m not very interested. In fact, even then I’m not interested.
Celebrity Blind Date: Jessica Simpon and Brandon Davis. Loves it!